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WARNING: LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK. VERY DISTURBING AUDIO ABOVE.

In 1967, a German scientist wanted to figure out why people had nightmares. To conduct this experiment, he took 40 people of all ages and hooked them up to monitoring machines. He then injected them all with a sleep inducing drug, along with a drug he created which made people speak whatever went through their brains- conscious or unconscious  While they slept, the scientist recorded their brain activity, and placed recording devices near each person’s mouth so that he could essentially record their dreams. 
When the volunteers awoke, only one person reported to having a nightmare. The scientist disregarded all the other volunteer’s tapes, and focused on this one person’s tape- a young boy no more than 8. 
What the scientist heard on this young boy’s tape is terrifying and essentially made the scientist leave his practice. We have the recording here.

will someone listen to this and tell me what it is im scared and to much of a wimp to listen to it

wait SOMEONE DO IT I WILL PAY YOU

*reblogs in order to listen to it during the day in a room full of people*

OH MY GOD

oH MY GOD I NEARLY WET MYSELF

SOMEONE LISTEN TO IT FOR ME PLEASE, I’LL BE YOUR BEST FRIEND?!

SOMEONE LISTEN TO IT AND DESCRIBE IT TO ME. I WILL PLAY YOU IN NUTELLA.

Jack Harries - “What’re you doing?”

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THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR

my god, we’re all Ross.

Excuse you.

Excuse you

So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined. 

Not just the men.

Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she’s got a guitar.  Admit it.

In conclusion, we are the show Friends. 

we all need this on our blogs

This is the most beautiful post on all of Tumblr.

Troof.

So last night I saw Joe Perry tweeting fans and I tweeted him all these silly things just because I was bored and then he replied all out of nowhere. The last one was my “ok I’m done.” tweet. Haha. Omg. Joe freaking Perry. :D #rockroyalty I was depressed last night and that simple little word changed my whole mood. #Aerosmith now playing to honor the moment. ♥

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I feel depressed.